Well cleaning day has arrived at my excuse for an apartment. My buddy Clint is coming to stay a couple of nights with me while he is taking care of some things for his upcoming move back to Oklahoma. I've been intending to clean a little since I haven't partaken in cleansing my abode from impurities in, oh, 6 years. Funny thing is I've only lived here for three and a half. Well we'll see how I do. I thought I'd take a moment to document the filth that I've attained. Not many people in my position can accomplish this badge of honor so I'd better show off.
The above picture is of my fridge which I just cleaned out for the first time in at least 6 months. A couple of items of note are the pitcher of red Kool-Aid on the top shelf and the cake on the bottom. I'm proud to admit that the Kool-Aid was created by me back in early March. At the time of creation, I didn't realize that it had Nutrasweet in it and used my regular formula of adding 1 cup of sugar. So suffice it to say that I didn't drink it and kind of forgot it was there. The second item, the cake, was a gift for my birthday (thanks Tam-e) which was Ides of March Eve. It was actually very delicious and as you can see I did eat half of it before I forgot it was there. Well I'm proud to announce that they are no longer there as they now reside in the community dumpster.
If you care to see any further evidence of the disgusting residence in which I dwell, feel free to visit my photo album for a few other pics. I'll post some "After" pics to prove that I actually am doing what I claim.
5 comments:
Matt, I am so pleased to see that even in the midst of your forgetting of cake and Kool-Aid, and the ever-growing filthiness of the science experiments in your fridge, somewhere in the tormented recesses of your subconscious you did realize and acknowledge the increasing level of dangerous microbes permeating the air inside of said fridge, and your aforementioned subconscious had the presence of mind to install a box of Arm & Hammer Baking Soda in order to combat the noxious odors emanating from the mystery foods.
*whispering* There is still hope......
Well Courtney, I'm thankful that you give me credit for being wise enough to intall the box of baking soda. This thing you didn't account for is my propensity for procrastination. I have yet to actually opent the box of said soda, therefore nullifying the effects. I am still a proud filth riddled bachelor.
NO WONDER YOU STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a posting from Matt's mom-Holly. I hereby declare that I DID NOT raise Matt to be such a slob!! He did not live in filth and trash when he was growing up--What happened, Matt?????
Hey I didn't cause that bacteria to grow! It did it on it's own. When I was growing up it just took care of itself, didn't it? :-)
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