Holiday Cheer

The Christmas Song

By Court-knee and Marmot Boy

Chestnuts roasting on open fires,

Jack frost nipping at status quos,

Yuletide carols being flung by choirs,

And folks dressed up apropos.

Everybody's nose, Some turkey has a middle toe,

That helps to bring the season's blight.

Tater tots made out of cookie dough,

Will find a farty sleep tonight.

Paul know's that marmot's on his way,

He's loaded pots and pans and cooties on his sleigh.

And Paul's mother's child is going to fry,

And flee the reindeer who ate all the pie.

And so, he's offering this entrails' phase,

To kids who cannibalized not a few,

Although they've been fed mini-guys many ways,

Some fried crustaceans will do.