Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Senile Felines

Palind: "Yo! Banana Boy!"
Rome: "Yes, Mary Ramsey?"
Palind: "Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?"
Rome: "No, Sir. Panic is a basic in a prison."
Palind: "Was it a bat I saw?"
Rome: "No, it is opposition."
Palind: "WOW!"
Rome: "War, sir, is raw!"
Palind: "Warsaw was raw?"
Rome: "No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon."
Palind: "Never odd or even!"
Rome: "Naomi, did I moan?"
Palind: "AHA!"
Rome: "Lager, sir is regal."

29 comments:

Mgam said...

"Deliver My Band's DNA," by Mr. Evil Ed.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or is anybody else a little lost????

Anonymous said...

I didn't know sleep apnea affected your brain, too!! What's all this nonsense about?? Mom

Anonymous said...

Okay, I just reread it, and I've figured it out. I just want to know where you got it cause I know you're not nearly clever enough to write this all by yourself.:) Love you anyway, Mom

Stacey said...

Yeah, I've read it 5 times now and still have no clue what you're talking about. But I guess I rarely do, do I?

Mgam said...

Mom: You should never doubt me. As I always say, "Madam, I'm Adam!"

Bri: Remember when you told me "I, man, am regal; a German am I."

Mgam said...

Stacey:

Smart ewes use wet rams.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Matt, I can use the internet, too!! Aren't you proud of me?

He lived as a devil, eh???

That one fits especially well. Mom

Mgam said...

No devils met if items lived on!

Anonymous said...

How 'bout them bananas?

Mgam said...

Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero-men in Saginaw, sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I — lo! — rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero-men in Miami. Reviled, I (Nona) live on. I do, O God!

Anonymous said...

Tar a rat.

Mgam said...

I Love Me, Vol. I.

Karen said...

I get it, but it's been 3 days, and I still don't have anything to add. I'm with thankins... back to the bananas.

Stacey said...

I STILL Don't get it!

Stacey said...

Thanks to a source that shall remain anonymous, I get it now!

Anonymous said...

Able was I, ere I saw Elba. And that's my last word on the subject!!

Anonymous said...

Okay I get it, no won't it egi yak-O!

Smileyneel :O) said...

Matthew,
I'm thankful that at least your mom understands you, because I sure don't! I'm always amazed at the things you come up with, but at least you get lots of comments!!
love ya, Frau :O)

Anonymous said...

Nice one Matt...I used to know some of my own but not anymore! Other than one that's really insane... oozy rat in a sanitary zoo haha anyways...those were some good ones!

Anonymous said...

hah...that was me ^ sorry...lez

thegermanygirl said...

Matt, how 'bout one in German?

Ein Neger mit Gazelle zagt im Regen nie.

Karen said...

Courtney, talk about effort. I still can't come up with one in English.

Anonymous said...

Courtney, if that means, what I think it means, then that's pretty funny. Mine in English was pretty stupid and only a half-hearted effort, I must say.

("I do not think it means, what you think it means...")

Mgam said...

Wow, I'm thoroughly impressed with the comments. It's nice to know that my blog has become such a forum for fellowship!

Anonymous said...

Now that's weird!

Mgam said...

That's the craziest palindrome I've ever seen! Nice one Anonymous!

Lailah Morris said...

you need a new entry. :)

Mgam said...

Only b/c you forced my hand, Lailer...