Edgar Stiles

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~24 SEASON 5 SPOILER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

March 6, 2006

Edgar Stiles, 36, of Los Angeles, CA died today due to inhalation of nerve gas while serving his country. Edgar worked at CTU, Los Angeles where he helped save the country from terrorist attacks and tried to fend off snappy remarks from friend and co-worker Chloe O'Brian. He was well liked by many and was always good for a quick laugh or a slow response on critical issues. Outside of work, Edgar enjoyed stuttering and eating lots of fattening foods. Edgar would be survived by his mother, had she not been killed by radiation from a nuclear attack by terrorists that Edgar was unable to prevent 18 months ago. Because of this, Edgar is now survived by only his home PC and a box of Cheese Nips. Funeral arrangements are pending due to the fact that CTU is still in lock-down after said nerve gas was released in the ventilation system since Edgar failed to properly heed the suspicions of a co-worker. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to the Counter Terrorist Unit Orphan Fund in the name of Edgar.